Don't Shut Up, Just Paws — Unisex Staple Tee
Don't Shut Up, Just Paws — Unisex Staple Tee
Don't shut up. Just... paws.
You know that moment. Someone's mid-monologue and you don't want them to stop — you just need them to breathe for a second so you can get a word in. Not silence. Just a paws.
This tee wears the joke so you don't have to explain it. And when they finally get it, they'll want one too.
A wearable wink from Project Alpha Worx — for the quick-witted, the conversationally outnumbered, and everyone who's ever needed a paws mid-sentence.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton — exceptionally soft with a clean drape
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) — lightweight and breathable
- Pre-shrunk fabric — the fit you order is the fit you keep
- Side-seamed construction — flattering, truly unisex silhouette
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping — holds its shape wash after wash
Available in Black, White, Asphalt, Army, and Ocean Blue. Sizes XS–3XL.
⚠️ Note: Fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through in lighter colors or under certain lighting. Heather colors contain polyester.
Printed and fulfilled on demand — made just for you.